December 2009
8 posts
“It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?”
– Megan Fox, “Jennifer’s Body”
“Told your friends, they all know: We exist, but we’re taking it slow.”
– Lily Allen, “Who’d Have Known”
Tipping the scale to them, not me.
I know, life’s fucking unfair. Everyone gets what they want and then you wonder, “Whatever happened to me? Am I a ‘Special Case’?” It may be true, but it doesn’t mean that I accept that happily, hopping around someone who got a MacBook Pro which I have been wishing for and thinking about and mentioning (thanks to the Law of Attraction). In this blog, I’d...
Love Installation
boardmarker:
thunderpopcola:
A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine.
Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they...
